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Gary The Garbage Man

Gary the Garbage Man™: The Little Parade

Author

Richard Kemner

Date Published

A woman in a green cardigan holding a yellow ribbon on a sunny park path, with a LITTLE PARADE banner, bicycles and wagons being decorated behind her

Gary the Garbage Man™: The Little Parade

Episode 2 — A cardboard garbage truck, a crooked sign, and a place for everybody

Original story written by Richard Kemner, founder of RDK Truck Sales

The park was full of things that were almost ready.

Almost-ready wagons. Almost-ready bicycles. A sign that said LITTLE PARADE, although one end was still considerably higher than the other.

A woman in a green cardigan holding a yellow ribbon on a sunny park path, with a LITTLE PARADE banner, bicycles and wagons being decorated behind her

Linda held the low end.

Mimi stood back to inspect it.

“A little higher.”

Linda lifted it.

“Your other higher.”

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A Cardboard Truck Comes Through

Across the grass came Gary, guiding a large cardboard garbage truck by one of its carrying handles. The far end skimmed the grass.

It had paper headlights, a pinwheel on the roof, and one corner with ideas of its own.

“Coming through!” Gary called.

The far corner brushed a bush.

A young woman with long blonde hair stepped into view, smiling.

“Gary, I love your truck. Can you see that far corner?”

There was a pause.

“Some of it.”

“Let’s find the rest.”

Della steadied the front. A young man at the edge of the path took the other carrying handle.

Gary in a yellow safety vest and Russ in a maroon hoodie each holding a handle of a large green cardboard garbage truck with a pinwheel on its roof, while Della watches

With one person at each end, they lifted the cardboard truck level and guided it back toward the clear path.

Gary looked at the bush.

Then at the path.

“That explains the leaves.”

She Handles Introductions

Emi walked around the front of the cardboard truck and sat beside the young man’s shoes. Her soft, wavy golden coat caught the morning light. A ball dropped from her mouth.

Apparently, he had been hired.

Gary kneeling in the grass beside Emi, the golden doodle, who sits with a tennis ball near the green cardboard truck while Russ looks on

“I’m Russ,” he said.

“Gary. You’ve already met my assistant.”

Emi nudged the ball closer.

“She handles introductions.”

Mimi came over carrying a roll of ribbon.

“And this is my granddaughter, Della. She’s the City’s safety supervisor.”

Della smiled at Russ.

“Today, I’m helping everybody have a good time and get around comfortably.”

Della, a smiling young woman with long blonde hair in a hi-vis safety vest, welcoming people to the little parade

She looked at Gary’s cardboard truck.

“First, let’s sort out these carrying handles.”

Gary nodded solemnly.

“Excellent visibility package.” — Gary, inspecting the carrying handles

Russ grinned.

The Sensible Handle

They moved the cardboard truck to a worktable off the path. Gary explained that it was supposed to lead the little walking parade.

The more he explained, the larger the imaginary truck became.

Russ listened. Then he pointed to the two carrying handles at either end.

“What if we just make this one easier to carry?”

Gary considered that.

“You start sensible. I’ll catch up.”

Nearby, Big Bertha waited in the separate truck-display area. Mark was showing visitors where to stand, and Tommy was studying her smile as though it might be possible to smile back just as widely.

Linda brought over the decorating supplies. Mimi steadied the cardboard while Gary and Russ adjusted it.

Della checked their handholds and made sure both men had room to see and walk.

“Now try it together.”

Gary lifted his end.

Russ lifted his.

The little truck stayed level.

Gary and Russ standing on either side of the level green cardboard truck while Della checks their handholds
FOR THREE WHOLE SECONDS.

The Inspector

They set the truck back on the low table for one last look.

Then Pepe appeared in the window.

Pepe the mouse in a straw hat peeking out of the window of the green cardboard truck on a wooden table while Gary and Russ watch

Gary leaned a little closer.

“We seem to have an inspector.”

Pepe peered through the opening, disappeared, and reappeared at the other side.

Della laughed.

“Very thorough.”

Carlos Enters the Parade

Behind the hedge, Carlos had also decided to enter the parade.

His plan involved a small abandoned decoration cart, a paper rosette, and considerably more confidence than space.

Carlos the raccoon in a red bandana beside a small wooden cart with a paper rosette while two other raccoons look on

Brenda tried to hold the rosette upright.

Caleb went looking for something more interesting.

Carlos pointed to where Caleb ought to have been.

He was pointing at nobody.

Room at the Finish

On the main path, Della walked the parade route. Linda joined her at the finish. At the finish, two little wagons had pulled up side by side beneath the sign.

There was barely room for anyone else.

Della looked beyond them at the broad, shady part of the path.

“Let’s finish over there. More room for wagons, walking, and anyone who wants to take their time.”

Mimi nodded.

“And the grandparents.”

“Especially the grandparents.”

They moved the finish sign. Linda helped the waiting families spread out, and the path opened up again.

A smiling woman with long blonde hair in a white top opening her arms to welcome families and children onto the wide, shady path, with a woman in a green cardigan beside her

Nobody Left Watching

Russ had noticed a smaller problem at the start.

Several children were standing beside their decorated wagons, watching rather than joining in.

One of them was seven-year-old Ryleigh, Della’s younger sister. Mimi stood beside her as she watched the little wagons roll past.

Ryleigh, a young girl in a pink top beside her flower-decorated wagon, with Mimi, Russ and Emi on the path

Emi dropped her ball at his feet again.

Russ looked at her, then at the empty space in front of the parade.

“Could she lead the first few steps?”

Della’s smile widened.

“With someone walking beside her, that sounds perfect.”

Linda brought Emi’s lead, and Della walked with them to the start. Russ gave Emi a gentle invitation.

Russ, Mimi, Linda and Della on the path with Emi the golden doodle on her lead, ready to lead the first steps of the parade

“Ready?”

Emi was ready.

She had been ready for twenty minutes.

The first child followed. Then another.

A wagon started rolling.

A pinwheel turned.

Tommy waved both hands from beside Mimi, safely away from the parked trucks.

Gary stood at one end of the cardboard truck. He could have asked anyone to take the other handle.

He waited for Russ.

“Coming?”

Russ handed Emi’s lead back to Linda and stepped into place.

“Which way?”

Gary pointed down the clear path.

NOT THE BUSH.

They set off together.

Their little truck wasn’t the biggest thing in the parade.

It wasn’t the straightest.

But whenever somebody needed a little more room, Gary and Russ made room.

The little parade moving down the path with Gary, Russ, the cardboard truck, Emi and neighbors following behind

Della walked alongside the route, greeting families and guiding the turns with a smile. Mimi watched her granddaughter welcome an older neighbor into the shade.

“You’re good at this,” Mimi said.

Della glanced at the parade.

“Look what happens when everybody has a place.” — Della

At the finish, Gary and Russ lowered the cardboard truck onto the grass, standing clear of its sides. Emi settled beside them. Pepe inspected one last corner.

The Last Little Wagon

Then Della noticed one little wagon still near the back.

Ryleigh stood beside it, looking at all the people ahead. Mimi gave her an encouraging smile.

Della walked back and crouched nearby.

“There’s no hurry, Ryleigh. We saved you a place.”

Della crouching to talk with Ryleigh, who smiles, while saving her a place in the parade

Linda brought Emi alongside them. Emi sat patiently, her soft, wavy tail sweeping the path.

Ryleigh smiled.

“Can she walk with me?”

“She’d love to,” Della said.

With Linda holding Emi’s lead, they walked the last stretch together. The cheers for the final little wagon were just as big as the cheers for the first.

Ryleigh pulling her flower-filled wagon beside Emi under a checkered finish banner while families cheer

Now the whole parade had arrived.

Mimi gave her granddaughter a hug.

“You didn’t leave anybody out.”

“Emi helped,” Della said, rubbing one soft ear.

Tommy looked from Della to Emi.

“The parade heroes!”

Gary raised his hand.

“I second that.”

Emi dropped her ball on his boot.

She had a fairly simple idea of an award ceremony.

Behind the hedge, the raccoons finally moved their cart. The enormous rosette turned around and covered Carlos’s face.

Three raccoons and Pepe the mouse around a cart as an enormous paper rosette blocks Carlos's view

Brenda stopped. Caleb leaned sideways to see.

Carlos pointed confidently toward the same bush.

Pepe watched from beside the cardboard truck, apparently adding something to his inspection report.

The little parade had been a great success. There had been crooked decorations, wobbly wagons, and more than one wrong turn. But there had also been helping hands, happy faces, and a place for everyone.

Della and Emi had helped turn a line of people into a neighborhood.

Meet the Real One

Across the park, Big Bertha’s eyes softened.

Big Bertha, the green rear loader garbage truck with friendly eyes and a welcoming smile, parked in the sunny park

Gary nodded toward her.

“Want to meet the real one?”

Russ looked at the big green truck, then at the little one they had carried together.

“Yeah. I do.”

They headed toward Mark at the display entrance. Mimi and Linda followed, Della walking beside them, Emi’s tail still waving.

Russ had arrived that morning wondering where to stand.

Now Gary was walking beside him, and somebody ahead was waving him over.

Gary, Russ, Mimi, Linda and Della walking together along the path with Emi, and Big Bertha waiting in the background
“He wasn’t watching from the edge anymore. He belonged.” — The last lines of the story

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